Equations - at it's best

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Equation 1
 
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
 
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
 
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
 
** Equation 2 **
 
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
 
Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey
 
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
 
** Equation 3 **
 
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
 
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
 
To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3
 
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
 
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
 
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
 
So, We have:
 
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
 
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
 
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
 
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